- #lifeofderby
Who stole my dog?
Well, as much as I hated to admit it, it was time for Derby to visit the groomer. She hadn't but one trim in her life, and I did not keep at her as well as I should have with brushing! She smelled good, she looked cute but she was a knotty, floppy mess and it's time!

I have to go where???!!!????

me; "who are you?"